I’m not going to lie.
I didn’t try these. At all.
I am unimpressed with the spices that I added, even if I
added them correctly.
I am unimpressed with everything but the applesauce. I found an unsweeted, organic apple sauce
from Vermont in my grocery store.
I trust my loved ones enough to tell you that they seemed
fine. They ate the whole thing willingly
and my sister didn’t complain that they were too dry.
I trust the honesty of acquaintances that eat three in
one sitting. Another co-worker ate
two. My boss ate the entirety of one
and said she doesn’t normally.
I have faith in the statement that these were tasty
enough to eat, not just because you’re hungry.
If I don’t like something, I don’t need to do it or eat
it to see for myself if I have this much evidence. I was there.
I smelled them. I tasted the
frosting. I took their pictures. I knew them, even if only a little.
The frosting was a huge hit. I don’t like cream cheese. I particularly didn’t like this frosting because
I couldn’t make it pretty. Maybe it wasn’t
totally the frosting’s fault, and it was the fault of the heat wave, but I
still was mad.
I will end this update with, “They taste like
Thanksgiving.” My brother-in-laws only real comment while stuffing his face.
Also, I ran out of cupcake wrappers....