I’m not going to lie. 
I didn’t try these. At all.  
I am unimpressed with the spices that I added, even if I
added them correctly.   
I am unimpressed with everything but the applesauce.  I found an unsweeted, organic apple sauce
from Vermont in my grocery store.   
I trust my loved ones enough to tell you that they seemed
fine.  They ate the whole thing willingly
and my sister didn’t complain that they were too dry.  
I trust the honesty of acquaintances that eat three in
one sitting.  Another co-worker ate
two.   My boss ate the entirety of one
and said she doesn’t normally.  
I have faith in the statement that these were tasty
enough to eat, not just because you’re hungry.
If I don’t like something, I don’t need to do it or eat
it to see for myself if I have this much evidence.  I was there. 
I smelled them.  I tasted the
frosting.  I took their pictures.  I knew them, even if only a little.  
The frosting was a huge hit.  I don’t like cream cheese.  I particularly didn’t like this frosting because
I couldn’t make it pretty.  Maybe it wasn’t
totally the frosting’s fault, and it was the fault of the heat wave, but I
still was mad.  
I will end this update with, “They taste like
Thanksgiving.” My brother-in-laws only real comment while stuffing his face. 
Also, I ran out of cupcake wrappers.... 
